Nasty Little Lonely give Artrocker their rated and slated.


God Damn, Pulled Apart By Horses, The Wytches, Steel Trees, Armchair Committee, At The Heart Of It All, Kapil Seshasayee, Memory of Elephants and Big Joan (RIP) because they are proper lovely people and make great music.

They are fluffy and know it’s stupid to shit in their own water supply.

Legally Blonde
A profoundly moral tale.

Our mate Dis Charge
A drag queen of distinction and encyclopaedic musical knowledge.

Gilbert and George
Good art and stuff.


Gig line-ups with all female fronted bands
Female fronted is not a genre you jerks… it’s like the 90’s never happened. Equally, gig line-ups with no females in any of the bands; just because girls don’t have beards doesn’t mean they don’t make good music… it’s like the 90’s never happened (again).

Indie music
Too many jangly chords and not enough rhythm.

Bigots of any kind
Recent events seem to be polarising opinions and making for some very uncomfortable and ill-considered generalisations. A little empathy can go a long way.

Waiting for late bastards
If I had all that time back I coulda done something useful.

Gamification and consumer society in general
We are all going to hell in a handcart.

Nasty Little Lonely have just finished their brand new album which is due for release in the Spring. They will also play the Artrocker Club tomorrow night alongside Shitwife and Arndales at The Victoria, Dalston.